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#1 Jennet

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 01:00 AM

I'll get ya goin....  but don't get too naughty!   

 

Got no turkey, got no ham, what this b*ggers got is a tin of spam, 

​With a nick knack paddy whack, gi the dog a bonio this old drunks goin' rollin' homio...   :mrgreen: 

 

Got no turkey, got no duck...... 

 

 


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 Older than dust.......    :P 

Stopped smoking for 2nd time 20th Dec 2017 @ 17:45pm after putting out my last fag!   Was  9mths, 2wks, 5days, 1hr and 31 minutes previously, and had saved £3,085 approximately....   Crikey... what did I do with all that money....   All I know is that I spent it!!

 

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Cigarettes were never the anchors in our lives that hold us steady....  they were the ropes that kept us tied to the dock while life sailed by! - jwg

It is not because you quit...it is because you smoked.  It will pass! -  Nancy


#2 Jillar

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 01:14 AM

Got no turkey, got no duck
Bought some lottery tickets but had no luck.

So here I sit at five at night
Guess it's time for a cold Coors Light :P

Got no turkey, got no spuds....
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#3 MissyCat

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 02:57 AM

Got no turkey got no spuds
Had a shower with lots of suds

Here I sit at half past four
OMG look who just came through the door!

Got no turkey got no goose...
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#4 Jillar

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 03:33 AM

Got no turkey, got no goose
Lost some weight, now my pants are loose.

Now I'm constantly feeding my face,
Just hope the pounds go in the right place!

Got no turkey, got no steak...
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Things began to get better when I realized I would remain quit even if things never got any better.

Christian99 16 Years Quit

We say here that it is better to be a nonsmoker with the occasional desire to smoke than a smoker with the constant desire to quit. Marciem
Being successful doesn't mean that you'll never GET to smoke again. It means that you'll never HAVE to smoke again.


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Posted 28 December 2017 - 03:15 PM

Got No Turkey  Got no Steak

Guess not smoking is going to be my Fate

 

Got No Turkey got no Yams


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#6 Jennet

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 05:28 PM

Got no turkey, got no yams,

got bloody great fists like a pair of yams, 

 

 

 

wid a knick knack paddy whack, gi t'dog a bonio, this old farts goin rollin homio...

 

Got no yams and got no fist,

got my knickers in a twist....


 Older than dust.......    :P 

Stopped smoking for 2nd time 20th Dec 2017 @ 17:45pm after putting out my last fag!   Was  9mths, 2wks, 5days, 1hr and 31 minutes previously, and had saved £3,085 approximately....   Crikey... what did I do with all that money....   All I know is that I spent it!!

 

th_penguins.gif   th_tiny.jpg th_Nope.gif th_happydancenun.gif

 

30ksjlf.jpg        th_sisyphus.gif     Not One Puff Ever again.....

Cigarettes were never the anchors in our lives that hold us steady....  they were the ropes that kept us tied to the dock while life sailed by! - jwg

It is not because you quit...it is because you smoked.  It will pass! -  Nancy


#7 Buckster

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 02:59 PM

Got no Yams  got no Fist

Man can Jannet put in a twist

Nickers all bunched up in between

give them a tug to see if they are clean



#8 Jennet

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 04:26 PM

Nickers all bunched up in between,

give 'em a tug to see if they ate clean...

What a tug, and do they hum

guess they got lost right up my bum....


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 Older than dust.......    :P 

Stopped smoking for 2nd time 20th Dec 2017 @ 17:45pm after putting out my last fag!   Was  9mths, 2wks, 5days, 1hr and 31 minutes previously, and had saved £3,085 approximately....   Crikey... what did I do with all that money....   All I know is that I spent it!!

 

th_penguins.gif   th_tiny.jpg th_Nope.gif th_happydancenun.gif

 

30ksjlf.jpg        th_sisyphus.gif     Not One Puff Ever again.....

Cigarettes were never the anchors in our lives that hold us steady....  they were the ropes that kept us tied to the dock while life sailed by! - jwg

It is not because you quit...it is because you smoked.  It will pass! -  Nancy





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