In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.... I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid....
I could deal with that too.....
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
whilst you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, you mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP... gonna be a bear!
Older than dust.......
Stopped smoking for 2nd time 20th Dec 2017 @ 17:45pm after putting out my last fag! Was 9mths, 2wks, 5days, 1hr and 31 minutes previously, and had saved £3,085 approximately.... Crikey... what did I do with all that money.... All I know is that I spent it!!
Not One Puff Ever again.....
Cigarettes were never the anchors in our lives that hold us steady.... they were the ropes that kept us tied to the dock while life sailed by! - jwg
It is not because you quit...it is because you smoked. It will pass! - Nancy