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#1 avian3

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 07:39 PM

From now until New Years Day this thread will be for posts that might not fit in to other threads where we just feel like blathering about MOST ( be careful Breath ) anything while we have had a bit too much to drink.

 

If you are having thoughts of smoking, this thread is not for you. You need to post an SOS on the Main Board., NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU HAVE THOSE THOUGHTS UNDER CONTROL, POST AN SOS!!

 

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#2 green meenie

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 07:46 PM

This being my first Christmas/New Year experience at QSMB, should I expect to be entertained from time to time during the festive season? (Hoping the answer is YES!)


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The process of quitting smoking doesn’t end with the last cigarette. It’s not quitting itself, the real key is staying quit!

 

 

 


#3 Whispers

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 08:03 PM

The chat was where they all went before that went down... That was fun this is sure to be fun... Sorry i had too much egg nog :) lol


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#4 Nancy.

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 08:04 PM

I'll try to do my part...7580be47e363bad9bfe4f738ded0f3a5.jpg


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#5 snowywinter

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 08:20 PM

Nancy lol. LIKE. You made my day.
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#6 avian3

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 08:20 PM

I'll try to do my part...7580be47e363bad9bfe4f738ded0f3a5.jpg

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#7 Jennet

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 10:39 PM

In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months....   I could deal with that.

 

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid....

I could deal with that too.....

 

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

whilst you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

 

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.  

If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too. 

I could deal with that.

 

If you're a bear, you mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

 

YUP... gonna be a bear!

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 Older than dust.......    :P 

Stopped smoking for 2nd time 20th Dec 2017 @ 17:45pm after putting out my last fag!   Was  9mths, 2wks, 5days, 1hr and 31 minutes previously, and had saved £3,085 approximately....   Crikey... what did I do with all that money....   All I know is that I spent it!!

 

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Cigarettes were never the anchors in our lives that hold us steady....  they were the ropes that kept us tied to the dock while life sailed by! - jwg

It is not because you quit...it is because you smoked.  It will pass! -  Nancy


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Posted 23 December 2017 - 11:50 PM

I'll try to do my part...7580be47e363bad9bfe4f738ded0f3a5.jpg

 

 

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:08 AM

I'll try to do my part...7580be47e363bad9bfe4f738ded0f3a5.jpg

 

like  ^^^^


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If you have just one you will be right back where you started, and where you started was desperately wishing you were where you are right now. - Marvitta

 

I didn't quit smoking to live longer, I did it to live better. - jwg

 

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#10 johnny5

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:10 AM

Merry Christmas!

 

I used to find this song insanely annoying but now it reminds me of QSMB's beloved eeyore.

 


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If you have just one you will be right back where you started, and where you started was desperately wishing you were where you are right now. - Marvitta

 

I didn't quit smoking to live longer, I did it to live better. - jwg

 

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:28 AM

Thanks Johnny, I think! I thought it was quite annoying also but then again I have been drinking! 

Seriously, thank you my friend!    :)  :)  :)


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:32 AM

Thanks Johnny, I think! I thought it was quite annoying also but then again I have been drinking! 

Seriously, thank you my friend!    :)  :)  :)

 

It was meant to be positive but yes, the song is annoying whether you are drunk or sober.


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If you have just one you will be right back where you started, and where you started was desperately wishing you were where you are right now. - Marvitta

 

I didn't quit smoking to live longer, I did it to live better. - jwg

 

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:47 AM

I'm going to go ahead and submit my disclaimer/waiver.  If I come to this thread, knowing it is the Thread of Tipsy Typing...don't believe anything I say.   Just keep on scrolling by...  :shock:   :blush:  :laughbounce: 

 

Of course,  I am drinking my pre-gift wrap wine of sanity right now & it may or may not look like the glass in Betty White's hands.  That is too funny, Nancy!  

 

Cheers, y'all!


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 02:04 AM

Merry Christmas!

 

I used to find this song insanely annoying but now it reminds me of QSMB's beloved eeyore.

 

That is so insanely annoying I couldn't listen all the way through.... SERIOUSLY!!

 

But I was laughing hard at the part I listened to, and now I can't get the tune outta my head... deadly earworm!! :D

 

Yep, now Eeyore has a theme song whether he wants it or not :)  .. In a good way, since he isn't annoying at all.

 

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I'll try to do my part...7580be47e363bad9bfe4f738ded0f3a5.jpg

^^^^ I'll have what she's having :) :)  

 

Love it, Nancy !!


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Better to be a nonsmoker with an occasional desire to smoke, than a smoker with a constant desire to quit.
Remember: everything bad about quitting is temporary, and everything good about quitting is permanent. TimidTulip
Not a day will ever go by that life is 100% perfect. But 100% of the days are better not smoking jwg
I feel no matter my outcome, quitting was still hands down the best thing I ever did....r.i.p. jwg 12/28/13
Like John, no matter my own outcome, quitting smoking is hands down the best thing I've ever done... mlm 2/16/17                                                       


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 02:06 AM

My go to drunk song...right before I go to spirituals

 


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 04:59 PM

Lmao, great thread! You drunks are cracking me up :laughbounce: Hopefully I'll be drunk and able to contribute to this later :P
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Posted 24 December 2017 - 05:06 PM

Lmao, great thread! You drunks are cracking me up :laughbounce: Hopefully I'll be drunk and able to contribute to this later :P

Go on ..... don't hold back. Tell us what you REALLY think :shock:


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The process of quitting smoking doesn’t end with the last cigarette. It’s not quitting itself, the real key is staying quit!

 

 

 


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Posted 26 December 2017 - 03:45 PM

I've been there and seen it !   ;)  No more wine for you  :D


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Nov 6, 2011 I decided " I had enough with this sh*t "

I quit because I just got tired of the life under a rock, dark and with not enough air to breathe waiting for the day to get crushed!

Alcohol to a quit is like Kryptonite to Superman

Stop, Think and then React. Not React,Stop and then Think

Practice does not make it perfect, makes it permanent. Practice the right things!

Quitting is by far the best decision for the rest of your life.

If a Doctor gives you 6 months to live, would you start living after the first three? Quit now!

" I am a puff away form a pack a day"

Once you stop puffing or having Nicotine in any form, then and only then your symptoms will stop.

I quit with a frozen turkey. Once I felt comfortable with my quit,  I ate it.

Life is such a good teacher, that if you don't learn the lesson it will repeat it to you.

 

 

 


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Posted 27 December 2017 - 02:09 AM

This thread is less active than I thought it would be.  Time for a beer run, I guess.

 


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If you have just one you will be right back where you started, and where you started was desperately wishing you were where you are right now. - Marvitta

 

I didn't quit smoking to live longer, I did it to live better. - jwg

 

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#20 green meenie

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Posted 27 December 2017 - 07:56 PM

I'm all over that beer run Johnny!

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