Wife wants Christmas lights, me don't want to climb that high on ladder with a cast ... me no want to climb on ladder ever again. She is not very happy since all the decorations are up on the garage attic and I ain't climbing up to get them. Thinking about calling my nephew to bring them down.
My usually daredevil but wary-of-rooftops son with the two story house hired someone to put up and take down, $200. per season. Not bad considering. They (the light putter-uppers) own the ladders big enough, I think they had two or three guys doing it, it was quick and painless (for son). (this is their first Xmas in new home)
L4L, as you can see, they are non-discriminatory as to placement of the bows/decorations on their wreaths, since one has it on top, and the other off-set on the bottom .