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#1 Jillar

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 02:11 AM

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”   :laughbounce: 
 


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 02:35 AM

Omg another drunk post LOL

                                

                                                               

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 02:39 AM

Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance?

A: To get to the other side.
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#4 Jillar

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 02:52 AM

Lol good one. Two flies are in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?




The one on the range!!!!!

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 02:12 PM

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backward?

 

 

 

 

A: A receding hare line.  :roll: 
 


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 03:26 PM

Lol, I like it!

What kind of bees make milk?


Boobies!!!!
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Posted 25 June 2016 - 03:55 PM

Lol, I like it!

What kind of bees make milk?


Boobies!!!!

OMG hahahahahaha!!!!


                                

                                                               

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 03:57 PM

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

 

 

 

 

 

A: Ouch! 
 


                                

                                                               

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#9 Jillar

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:09 PM

Ouch isn't a sound silly!

How do you make a tissue dance?



Put a little boogie in it!😁😁😁😁😁😄😅😸😹👏👏👏👏👏

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:15 PM

Why were the two melons sad?

 

 

Cause they cantelope! 


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#11 Jillar

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:18 PM

Ha,ha, that's too funny Lynne! Thanks for joining in, i'm running out of one liners lol

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:22 PM

Why was six scared of seven?

 

 

 

because Seven Eight Nine.


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:27 PM

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks;

 

"is the bar tender here?"

 

 

(ok I thought that was funny)


                                

                                                               

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:29 PM

It wasn't lol. Just joking!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey and a mop
(Get it?) Lol

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Posted 25 June 2016 - 04:38 PM

I got it!

 

Why does it suck to be a penguin?
 

Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 05:56 PM

What does one Shepherd say to the other whenever he sees a wolf?

Let's get the flock outta here!
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Posted 25 June 2016 - 06:31 PM

What did the bartender say to the horse?

 

Why the long face!!! :lol: 


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 07:22 PM

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

 

 

There is no menu, you get what you deserve!  


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Posted 25 June 2016 - 08:27 PM

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Posted 25 June 2016 - 10:18 PM

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Good one lol



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