And you can too! Why doesn't ANYONE seem to support me on this? As far as I am concerned, eating cat food is safe. After all, it doesn't say anywhere on the bag that it isn't. There seem to be some people sticking their nose all up in my business now because I eat cat food and they don't "approve." Of course there aren't any studies proving that eating cat food is safe. Where would the money be in that? It has to be a lot safer than smoking. The ingredients are listed right on the bag, and they're SO specific. Meat by products, crude animal protein, corn (Corn is a vegetable. It's healthy) rendered by product of beef heart, etc. etc. Anyway, it's all safer than nicotine. Now, there have been a few people that have died after eating cat food, but it was an off brand that I wouldn't trust. The safest thing is to do is to make your own cat food, but if you can't do that, go with a trusted brand. Feed it to your cat first, and make sure he's ok. At first you'll want to start with a bag a day (5 lbs) then work your way down as your withdrawals lessen. Should you find yourself becoming dependent on cat food, you can wean yourself off by switching to an all tuna diet. Again, don't do this forever, per se, just as long as you feel comfortable. Now I'm sure someone is going to come along and tell me how my method is not as good as your method. I'll probably get a warning point for going against the "quit police," but I just want you to know that there are other options out there. They might kill you, but they are out there.
(Disclaimer- This is satire. I do not now, nor have I ever eaten cat food to quit smoking. Since I quit smoking, I made a decision not to put anything in my body if I don't know what it is, and I recommend others do the same)